They're casting for the new series of Britain's next top model at the mo'. Prime opportunity to uncover the bitchyness, soul sucking, shallow, stereotypes I envisage will be part of the selection process, for Subtext.
So, who dares me to apply? (here's the form, complete with dodgy questions)
Beware, a swimsuit shot is required.
It is quite likely I am too old and too 'interesting looking' (that's just a nice way of saying ugly isn't it - I bet that's what they put on the rejection letters) to get through the first selection.
I would recount the horrors online for you all.
Maybe I'll just complete a piss take form for a laugh.