I'm a web master (mistress), but there's currently no live site to prove it. I forgot to renew the hosting for Subtext, and now it's expired. At first I thought, no biggie! I was going to transfer to a new hosting company soon anyway. Then I realised I had no idea how to work the internet. PHP and MySQL scripts are not languages I even remotely understand, and I have broken my FTP client.
It turns out it is not as easy as it all looks.
Anyone know how to a) fix everything, and b) build me a nice site on Joomla or Drupal that I can't break?