In other news

• I finished making my trousers! Huzzah!
  All except the hem on the legs and the button.
  
  
• Today may be the first time in months that it is still a leetle beet light to walk home.
  Horray! Spring cannot come round fast enough.
  
  
• I got trashed on the weekend and decided it would be a good idea to go backstage at Rock City (it is not).
  After deciding it was a good idea to go to Rock City (it is not, we don't call it Cock Shitty for nothing).
  After trying to blag free entry to the Cookie Club (they said no, the expression on the manager's face when 5 drunk women turn up wanting free entry was TOTALLY worth it though).
  
  
• I was pining out a pattern in the lving room yesterday, and left for a second to get a drink from the kitchen. When I returned Bert two-patch-piglarter (sounds like barter) had chewed through my pattern piece, and had a bit of fabric dangling from his cheeky little gob.
  
  After chasing him around a bit, carry on style, he dropped it and made a dash for the hutch. They cannot be trusted for even a moment.