I didn’t really dislike my boss until now. Sure, he’s a terrible manager, he says stupid things, he can’t pronounce words with a silent letter, he takes way too many fag breaks, and he huffs and puffs in his office all day long.
He’s turned into a complete moron though, since I handed in my resignation. Just this morning he has said, among other digs:
"I’m just borrowing your appeals folder, of course it’s not going to be your appeals folder ANYMORE!"
"I’ve just emailed you with some stuff to do, I’m going to make sure you have WORK TO DO in your last week."
Capitalisation denotes devil like evil speech.
He also keeps pronouncing that he WONT LET ME LEAVE! (again in his devil voice)
This is the same man who told a colleague that he wouldn’t bother with her yearly appraisal because she was due to go on maternity leave. Eurgh!
Well, his snarky comments are enough to ensure I do no work at all (even less than I’ve been doing for the past month).
FUCK YOU incompetent imbecile boss. You better get used to doing it yourself, because no one else will do it for you.