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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Germ warfare

I am getting another fucking cold.


I realised at about midnight last night. My head was hot and full - a classic sign.

Today I have blown myself backwards across the room twice with the force of my sneeze.

I plan to watch tv, drink wine and roast myself over an open fire this evening in a symbolic cleansing process to dispel this germy evil from my person. If this pays off, I will see you tomorrow, if not, I am entitled to another 12.5 days paid sick leave before January.

Oh so very tempting.

If you're looking for a distraction, and we all are, Dreamlines is an online Java application that uses keywords and a google image search to draw a dream based on your search terms.

It is odd.

The above picture is supposedly "germs". However "germ" drew me a picture of a girl in a skirt sat on a park bench with her legs wide open. This was particularly appropriate office viewing. I'm not sure what it had to do with germs either...

3 comments:

Laurelin said...

I'm likewise colded. It sucks like a vaccuum.

Winter said...

Me too. There's loads of it about.

Andrea said...

I have been, but at the moment I have this weird nausea thing going on, particularly triggered by smells.

I'm not pregnant though.